AISubs v3.7
- Yamamoto! - No, Yamamoto!
- It's fake! - Huh?
I think there are many toys in this world,
but when it comes to dangerous ones,
you know, something over 12 years old,
or something that fits your age group.
If it's something for babies,
it's something for people of all ages.
But I was like, "Are you sure it's for people of all ages?"
Do you think I'm a target?
There's something that I think I'll play with.
There's a mirror next to me, and it tickles my intellectual curiosity.
- It tickles you?! - It's important that you're licking it.
Even if it's for people of all ages, we won't let them play with it.
So, we're going to make a toy for people of all ages.
It might be boring for adults,
but if we can modify it a little bit and make it fun for adults,
- it'll be a toy for people of all ages. - Yes.
I'm sure only adults can play with stuffed animals.
- But I hate bohemian dogs. - You hate them, but you're still using them?
Let's not do it.
Since you're the most adult here,
we're going to modify your favorite adult's toy and have you play with it.
- I'm the oldest here, so... - You're the oldest.
- I'm not very good at this, but... - You're not good at this?
The toy you like the most is the toy adults like the most.
As the winner, you're going to have your toy modified and have me play with it.
- You're going to have it trashed? - Yes.
Who's going to do it?
- I'm going to do it. - Oh!
- You're going to modify it? - Yes.
This is the toy I remade.
- Wow! - Oh!
It's a wooden Ayureo Tsumiki.
I know you say "tsumiki," but you don't have a "tsumuki," do you?
- You're so childish. - Yes.
- I'm going to show you how I remade it. - Okay.
- I'm going to play with two ways. - Okay.
There's only one way to play with it.
- It's stuck. - Yes, it's stuck.
I'm going to put this puzzle back in the box.
- Oh, I see. - Oh!
- You're going to put it back in. - Yes.
- I'm going to close the corner. - Okay.
- I'm going to put it back in. - Okay.
- Wow, it looks hard. - It's hard!
- See, an adult is playing. An adult is playing with all his life!
- This is... - An idiot adult is playing!
- In the end, it's hard. - It's no good if you don't know it at first.
Is it here?
- Wait a minute. - Huh? - It's left over. - Huh? - Huh?
- You said it correctly, Zezer! - Huh?
- Huh? - You said it!
- Did you know how to play it one more time? - Huh?
- Huh? Maybe it's different from what I prepared.
- First of all, there is a new answer. - Yeah, what is it?
- Is there an infinite number of possibilities? - Yeah.
- Well, this is the one-way password. - Okay.
- Okay, you're young now. - Oh!
- Please put it out here. - I see!
- Isn't this difficult?
- I gave up because it was too difficult for me.
- Huh? - Huh? - But can you do it?
- I'm sorry about that. - Huh?
- Oh!
- No, this guy is bad. - What is it?
- This guy is in the way.
- Huh?
- Oh! - Okay!
- It's advanced! - Oh, it's coming!
- Oh! - Oh!
- No, wait a minute.
- You're young and enjoying it!
- Huh?
- Are you stacking up? - Are you stacking up?
- You can enjoy this game including those who have already played it.
- Yeah. - It's worth playing it.
- Yeah.
- Yes, that's it. - I see.
- That's great. - Okay, I'll go first.
- Okay. - Before you bring it in, I'd like to explain something.
- Okay. - The one I remade is
- "Rika-chan Doll". - Oh!
- Especially for us men. - Huh?
- We didn't eat it.
- I thought about what we would do
- if we weren't interested in dolls in the first place.
- I thought we'd have to add some action elements.
- The name of the toy set
- we remade this time is...
- "Help me, Papa!
- Rika-chan Rescue Team Operation"!
- Wow! - Wow! - Wow!
- Please open it up!
- It's "Help me, Papa!
- Rika-chan Rescue Team Operation"!
- I'm going to fly that drone
- with Papa in it
If you fly the drone, Papa will look like this
He'll say "are you okay?" to Rika-chan's legs
- and you'll stick together - Oh, isn't that Matsuki-chan? Are you okay?
- Are you okay? - Ahhh!
- You idiot!
- They're using a drone and a looper - That's right, it's very expensive
Yeah, yeah, yeah
The drone can only charge for 6 to 8 minutes
- That's the time limit, right? - Yeah
- I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared - The drone is scary, isn't it?
- Okay, here we go - Will Papa be able to fly it?
- Did you test it? - Because it needs to be charged, we haven't been able to test it
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is the first flight of the century - Wow!
Rika-chan is in trouble, help me!
Rescue Team Operation!
Go! Fly!
- Do your best! Click, click! Do your best! - Ahhh! Rika-chan!
- Rika-chan! - Rika-chan!
It doesn't even turn
What's wrong? What's wrong? Hey, what's wrong?
- Thank you, Rika - Ranger!
- I don't know what's wrong - Do your best! Do your best!
- Do your best! - Ahhh!
- Go! Go! - It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
It's dangerous, isn't it, Rika-chan?
- Look at this - It's dangerous, isn't it?
Just this one, just this one, just this one
If you can't do it, just leave it
It's turning, it's turning, look!
Ahhh! Rika-chan!
- Rika-san, go and sit down - Rika-san
It's really dangerous
Why did you go over there, Rumba?
In such a narrow place like this, you'll stay there for the rest of your life
Ah, there's light
Ahh, I can't see anything
Ahhh! There it is!
Ahhh! Help me! Help me!
Help me!
Yay! I'm saved! I'm saved!
Go! Escape!
It's heavy!
I thought it would float, but it's heavy
You're playing with Rika-chan
By the way, is all of this good quality?
It's a total of ¥30,000
I don't want to play with it!
Surprisingly, everyone is playing with it like a toy
What?
But adults can enjoy it
Oh, that's right
Then, please wait for a moment
Then, I will show you
This is what adults can enjoy
Here it is
Yes
Kindergarten supplies and bikini
No, it's not a bikini
It's made of yarn
It's almost invisible
What should we do with this?
This is a boomerang
No, it's not a bikini
It's a yarn-wrapped boomerang
You're crazy, adults
This is really meaningless
O-ball
This is common, isn't it?
Yes, it is
This is amazing
There are a lot of them
This is different
This is a kindergarten toy
It's made of nylon
That's right, it's a kindergarten toy
It's made of nylon
That's right
It's safe as a material
As for how to play with it,
I don't know how to play with it
A car
This is dangerous
You can only play with a car
What are you talking about?
Oh, I can't play with it
It's stuck
Well, we'll enjoy its appearance
It looks funny
It doesn't look like anything
It's too big
Let's stop
It's impossible
There are a lot of things going on
It's amazing
You're mistaken
It's not a boomerang
It's a yarn-wrapped boomerang
This is what I made
Ta-dah!
This is it
The yarn runs like this
It just runs like this
Adults are stressed out, aren't they?
So, I want to play with it
I want to insult it
So, here it is
When you open it, you can put a picture in it
(The picture is taken)
You can hang it in front of you
After hanging it, you can...
(The picture is taken)
You can use it anywhere
Awesome!
Why do you run?
Why?
It's surprisingly balanced
It looks cute
It's cute
You like it
I'm happy about it
Let's hear the results
The 4th place is...
TETSUYA
It costs a lot of money
It was not entertaining
If we did it, it would be fun
The 3rd place is...
- Shiba Inu. - Yeah, I think we can do it.
- Let's announce the 1st place. - Okay!
The 1st place is...
- Mushi-san! - Yay!
- Well, you can bring it home and play with your friends. - That's true.
It's a fun game. The actual game is also a little bad.
If you bring it home, you'll keep it for the rest of your life.
- In that sense, Mushi-san won. - I see.
- You all went out and played, right? - We did.
- Even if you didn't go out and play, there were quite a lot of toys. - There were.
- I brought a strawberry. - I see.
- Nameraretaro. - This is a toy you lick and play with.
- Huh? Oppai-hatto. - This is an oppai.
- Oh, I see. - This is amazing.
- There were a lot of things. - Yawaraka-otete.
- Une-ude-parka-no-himo-ga.
- Utagiza-shuu.
- Yaa. - Yaa.
What?
Hahaha!
- You really want it?! - Yeah, it was more fun than I expected.
- Hahaha! - You weren't licked, were you?
- But I was licked! - Yeah...
- What about yesterday's Tetsuya? - Yesterday we were slapped.
Hahahahaha!